Thu, 3 September 2015
If Subway has "sandwich artists," I believe that Jersey Mike's has "sandwich performance artists." Here are my favorite conversations with Jersey Mike's employees:
1) Jersey Mike's employee: Do you work in this strip mall?
Rafferty: No, I work like a mile away from here.
JM: That sucks.
2) JM: You got anything special going on today?!?
R: No, just work.
JM: You're just like me. I hate the rain.
3) (Jersey Mike's employee puts a slice of cheese on a sandwich after I said, "no cheese.")
R: Hey, I uhhh... said, "no cheese."
JM: This one isn't for you! What are you, like super lactose intolerant?
R: Uhhh... yeah.
JM: (holding up his gloved hands) Will you get sick if my gloves touch cheese and then your sandwich?!?
Category:Riff-Raff -- posted at: 6:15pm PDT