1. Read a book, magazine or newspaper


2. Think about something pleasant that happened during the day


3. Set up cheap mouse traps around the house


4. Have that 8th and “final” drink


5. Tell yourself that you’re itchy[1]


6. Dial 911 and hang up

[1] Telling yourself out loud is optional and preferred.

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